how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
I’m a Christian and I approve this message.
favorite tweet by Miley ever omg
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
There are so many attractive people not making out with me right now like what the hell everyone.
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
#Ugh this moment guys #because he can see her #and it is him reacting to her #not her grave #and do you think he had to walk through her to get to it #because River wouldn’t move #and he couldn’t go around her #so does he pass through her? #and does she close her eyes and try to pretend its almost like holding him again? (via andicanalwaysseeyou)